Lazaro is not from Inter

Subject of the email: Sassuolo-Inter 3-4. Dear Director, here in Via Novara, which is about to be redeveloped by the projects of Antonello and Scaroni, we expected an editorial about Inter, but we understand its legitimate career ambitions. Moreover, the target of Indiscreto has changed, now it is a very high level socio-economic niche that wants to read about cinema, music, international politics, ballet, dressage, guarantee, cooperation.

Here in the Trumpiana via Via Novara we continue instead to follow the Serie A championship, despite the fact that Juventus has already won it for the joy of journalists and Maghrebis, who are also at the corner of videopoker right now shouting at us against threatening sentences (so the we interpret, but perhaps as Bergoglio only say "Islam Religion of Peace" in Arabic, mixed with guttural sounds and something in italiese, a language learned by sports journalists: "Non-voluntariness by De Ligt, naming rights, prescribed, Giorgina committed to charity, Guido Rossi, Gagg, Kalou, remove Conte's star, a Ballon d'Or scraped to CR7, turnover, a capital increase of 300 million to remain permanently in the top European clubs ".

Those resources of our economy, to be held tight because they will keep the INPS afloat (when the drug dealers will pay the contributions, of course), they read analyzes that cannot even be compared, for wit and depth, to those of the friend and master Budrieri: “ As usual, a slight physical decline turns off the light, in a team where only Brozvic knows how to handle the ball is logical. For a time, however, we have seen the best Lautaro Martinez ever, with Lukaku doing the gregarione well. The rest acceptable: the defense held up when the midfield collapsed and in those few minutes Lazaro showed why he has played so little so far. That it was not from Inter we knew, that it was a package of these proportions but no. His only quality, so to speak, is to have the same attorney as Lukaku and Conte. That said, Inter di Conte always has its own logic and the matches against these modest opponents always try not to suffer them, until it has breath. When the breath ends, you immediately reach the barricades and the swept balloons, also against the Sassuolo ”.

These are the words of the only driver in the history of 90-91 to have never had problems with an immigrant, also because when the trolleybus guided him he was considered foreigners of Modena and Vercelli. However honor to the future father-in-law of D.J. John (who a week ago for the first time in his life concluded the Deejay Ten, wearing a t-shirt with strong criticism against Linus), who is meditating on the words that Erminia told him Saturday afternoon, while he was going down to the Champions Pub to enjoy Naples-Verona: “You are a shitty loser, one who in his life has only watched football games. I wouldn't get fucked by you even if you put on Trudeau's mask. " Words that must surely be analyzed at a second level, a happy marriage is also made of these little skirmishes.

We don't steal any more time, Director: just remember that you will always be in the suburbs, like the Sardinian from Andria who suddenly stopped talking about the Giampaolo project and now begins to see Pioli's hand.

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