Serie A, Napoli and the revenge of Aurelio De Laurentiis

Aurelio De Laurentiis has summoned Danny DeVito to his home in Los Angeles. The actor, who has known him for years, even if he does not imagine the request, knows that he wants comfort when he calls him without preamble. In fact, as soon as he sees him he says: Danny, you have to direct me to a movie. What film? Are you aware of "The Last Judgment" by Vittorio De Sica? Yes, do you want to shoot it here in the city of angels? No, always Naples. But how do I do it? And then who writes it? You. I? But I don't know anything. I know, that's why I ask you. Bell'amico. But no Danny, understand me, I'll help you, I'll tell you everything. Do you know what happened in Naples? No, I don't even look at Fox anymore. Better. But better, Aurelio. Danny, I need revenge. With a movie? Do you know better ways? A lawyer. Here in America, but in Italy it is different, do we need a bigger thing? An obese lawyer? Danny, then you didn't understand how bad I am. Eh, no, tell me about things I don't know, you want me to make a film about Naples … Wait, I'm sorry, my son is from Italy, I have to answer. After a short while, looking at DeVito, he says: Milik was also hurt. Who is Milik? Ahhhh, forget it, listen to me, do you remember "Argo"? But what is a film history exam? Do you remember it or not? Yes. And is it or isn't it a big political move? Yes. Wait, wait, are you telling me that we need to evade hostages from Italy? No fucking way, Danny. Watch me. I haven't done anything else for half an hour. But don't listen to me. You underestimate me. You wouldn't be here if you did. I remind you that we are both married. Danny, do you want to plant it to play? Listen to me. Ok, but can I also look at you? My team, Napoli, disobeyed me, mutinied and heavily offended my son. Your child is not a genius. I know this, but it's still my son. If you put it that way. I can continue? You have to. Besides them also the coach, Carlo Ancelotti, appeared weak and had disobeyed me before. Can I ask you a question? Go. But is it your team or your family? Here, you see, you hit the point, the little bit of Italian blood that is still flowing inside you not without difficulty is coming to the brain. You have to hurry before it goes down, come on, what else is there? There are those who lose, on the contrary, they seem to be worse, which is the thing I hate the most, as the Brazilian says. Jobim? But that Jobim, Pele. Sorry, Aurelio, so what? And so I have to humiliate them. With a movie? Of course, the films remain, the courts pass. But did they apologize? But that, timid text messages. Then did any tattooed Capannelle attempt to rob two of the players? Is Capannelle another player? But no, it is a character of Mario Monicelli, in "I soliti ignoti". I do not remember. It does nothing. And behind is the camorra? Maybe, they say I send them, you understand? If they said it: denounce them. They didn't say it, they let it be understood. Um. Who? The wives. But if they can't prove it? In Naples, people talk to the dead and the saints. I know this. Imagine if you need proof for an accusation. And instead a movie. Of course, a film fixes things. Are you telling me that in revenge you're willing to spend a bang of money? No, I'm telling you that I want to make money by avenging myself and endorsing what people say about me. And what does he say, that you are a tyrant? No, I'm a pimp. A what? A pimp. DeVito rolls with laughter while De Laurentiis pours himself a drink. Sorry, Aurelio, but this thing I have to tell Martin about it. Do you say he can help us? I say we need Mamet. Right, let's take them both. Universal judgment? "Universal judgment. Today ". I like it, but how is it? A rumor, the night of the mutiny as soon as the players returned home, announces that there will be a universal judgment just like in the De Sica film, and that voice is heard only by them, not even their wives, they begin to call and repent, telling the thoughts, the works and the many omissions. A big joke. Eh, no, then some are killed. Are you sure? Absolutely. If you have them killed by a killer, you approve of the worst accusations. No killer, the voice will bring them to madness and death. Thus it becomes a thriller. Better.