JULIEN CAZARRE'S DELAYING TACLE – Me, coach and villain: Julien Cazarre's last tackle

If there is an ungrateful role in football, it is that of the coach. Of course, we put aside the referee, the one who was called the man in black and who is now reduced to watching a screen to decide whether or not Dembele adds on his double somersault before receiving testicular or if Monconduit touches the ball of his mimine while it is clear that he makes a dunk to Vince Carter. Ironically, the referee is sometimes even cheering more than a scorer without the need to run a bicycle in the skylight, just by making a rectangle with his fingers before pointing one to the center circle. Frankly, the mime Marceau, in forty years of career, never received such ovations.In this world or even the referee has his moment of glory, it remains only a plague … the coach. It's been just nine days since the Championship started that already three coaches (Ghislain Printant, Sylvinho, Alain Casanova) jumped. Yes, an assistant and two teachers of EPS, as they used to say in my day. If we look at the situation in a pragmatic way, we can always say that there is justice and none of the three concerned made us think of the reincarnation of Arrigo Sacchi or Albert Batteux. But the current situation gives as much credit to coaches as the 1980s gave to Eurotunnel shares … A thought for those who had and had put their savings on it, like me when I put all my PEL on the qualified against Man U last March.

If we take a quick tour of situations outside the three logical cases mentioned above, we realize that with the exception of Papa Schultz … uh, Papa Klopp, everyone has hot buttocks. In France, Thomas Tuchel no longer has the right to make mistakes, Julien Stephan is reaching his limit, Leonardo Jardim is under artificial respiration, Christophe Galtier is looking for a second wind, Paulo Sousa is sailing on sight and Didier Deschamps has managed to annoy us more with his matches a redif 'Mecir-Lendl Roland-Garros (tennis fans will appreciate the parallel, others will look on the internet). Unfortunately, the statement is not brighter outside our dear Hexagon. Zizou sees his statue crumble, Valverde annoys everyone, Diego Simeone does not bother anyone, Pep Guardiola is less dashing, Unai Emery perspires inconstancy when he does not sweat, Mauricio Pochettino is at the end of the roll and attack the box, as for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer … ben Solskjaer what! Here.Dirty weather for our "educators" … Yes, I put quotation marks to the word "educator", because if there is an expression that annoys me more than "we are in place", "it is played on details "or" if we go back to 1-3 it changes everything "is the word educator for a coach. When you are in a professional club that weighs several tens of millions of euros with a salary of CAC 40 boss for the weakest guy on the team, we do not need educator. Had to be educated before, band of small wankers … Only, as most parents have dropped the case to pass the shitty stick to advisers who see the career of their colt as a cash drawer, it's not educators it is necessary, it is sergents constructors of the American army. The difference is that if you get on the obstacle course with the state of Eden Hazard form, you finish naked at least twenty with dick polish. In football, you become the face of the last FIFA 20 on PS4. Two rooms, two atmospheres.

Julien Cazarre