The mysterious viral case of the 'smoking boy'

I didn't spend any afternoon at Vicente Calderón exhaling the aroma of Purito Reig. Pepe Domingo Castaño kept announcing it on the radio ("Pepe, a cigar?") And I remembered him every time my lungs tried to renew the air in the already demolished stadium. And, of all life, there have been pipes in the football fields … and smoke. But what happened last weekend in a Turkish stadium were big words. And that went viral. We summarize:

Last Sunday, he played Bursaspor in his stadium against the well-known Fenerbahce. The players were warming up and the cameras decided to capture two fans of the home team. So far everything normal. But suddenly two young boys appeared on the screen that would barely exceed 10 years, each with the shirt of his team and one of them, instead of sweets, was quietly enjoying a cigarette, puffing out as if he had been smoking all his short existence. The fact, already serious, is even more so considering that it was a charity to raise funds for children with diseases such as leukemia. Crazy, come on. Obviously, in these times, the sequence went viral, but in reality nothing was what it seemed.

When reviewing the images, the security of the stadium looked for the supposed child smoker because in addition to being humping his lungs, he was on the premises without any adult accompanying him. They found it with some ease, but when they reached the armchair they discovered that the truth often exceeds fiction. Sure enough, there was the kid with his cigarette. And without any adult by his side … because he was the adult. The guy was actually a man made and straight with 36 chestnuts already fulfilled, and the one beside him was his son.

The initial outrage of the spectators and tweeters was translated into laughter by unveiling this mystery, which immediately gave rise to another: what kind of rejuvenating cream does this guy use? Because, when you have turned 36 summers, it seems that you have 25 less becomes a case study. Iker Jiménez, get to it, that with a lot less Oscar Wilde a book was marked.